Hilarious find...
The real reason I started this blog in the first place, check this out... My one colonist Etna(because she looks like Edna with her bob cut from The Incredibles) got in a social fight with Kitty(I didn't name her, she's a stray human I picked up). We as a colony had a huge fire, it was nothing short of a cluster fuck and it burned down A LOT! We were rebuilding the bedrooms after the great fire (that subsequently killed one of my favorite starting colonists) when Etna built a random wooden dresser. Well this dresser would go down in history, for it was a masterwork! This masterwork states, Accent of Kitty An engraving on this furniture shows Erane 'Kitty' Wolves being crippled seemingly without remorse. Kitty's eyes are closed. This portrayal refers to the harming of Kitty on 15th of Septober, 5501. Basically... Fuck around and find out. Etna don't take no shit, that's one badass vampire, and it's etched in wood for eternity!